If it’s school we’re talking about,count on me to scream out the word “TIREDDD!!!”…I honestly wanna scream every 3 out of 5 days cause school nowadays is really hitting a different type of nerve.Sure, campus life is fun.Sometimes a little bit too much, but then a few cocktails, shots and hangovered mornings later you’re stuck with 6 papers,489 CATS,75 assignments,678 group projects and an assignment to come up with a Corona Virus cure all due 12 pm tomorrow😿.
“Ooh you do Bcom,you must be good in maths” Well yeah….I think….I was……..Am I even??I just don’t know anymore. The mere fact that they even started adding alphabets to maths equations now has me questioning who the hell even came up with math😾.How do we even know they’re right?Why are we adding alphabets to maths equations?And ooh… Yaay to graphs cause I know I’m perfect at plotting those😽. You know that graph,Y=MX+C? Heck,don’t I use it everyday to plot the slope of my life going downhill at a speed of 500 mistakes per hour📈.
Group projects…..Okay,can someone take one for the team and tell lecturers that group work doesn’t bring unity and synergy among people or whatever it is they hope to achieve.Tbh group work just teaches you how to deal with morons.The only good side to it is that it gives you patience… Patience and tolerance to deal with Carol who never shows up for group discussions because her boyfriend😾.NEWS FLASH CAROL!!!THAT MAN IS NOT YOUR SOULMATE!He doesn’t support your education so honestly he’s a no if you ask me.
There’s Jake too,who never runs out of excuses for not showing up.Keep up the creativity Jake👏👏.We don’t want your dim head bulb running out of new excuses,do we?And of course there’s the character who never knows what’s going on in the group but will hit you with “I’ll pay for the printing”….Aaawww Kim💕 how sweet of you.Printing is only 15 shs.So generous of you babe.The heavens applaud your generosity, sweet angel from above😻.
Aaargh bro…cut me some slack, will you? You’re telling me I postponed my daily night crying and overthinking sessions to work on that assignment for you to contribute 15 shs??😾…. Also, you know that video? “15 things you didn’t know about spongebob…Number 7 will shock you”….Yeah,had to miss out on that one too. Sir,because of you I don’t even know how to draw eyebrows perfectly cause I didn’t get time to watch the tutorial and you’re here contributing 15 shs???😾
I mean such characters…are you okay?Are you really really okay in the head??What goes on up there in your head???Cause you should probably come to the realization that you’re not well in the head. Please God🙏, PLEEEAAASEE🙏, can you fix such characters.They are your children.Just fix them cause I really wanna do it on your behalf but I don’t wanna end up in jail.It’s jail that I’m avoiding.And maybe hell, but for now I assure you it’s the jail term.